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loved this group's energy - MACHU PICCHU (link)

Posted on Oct 31st, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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JOHN cullison - visionary artist! link

Posted on Nov 1st, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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http://www.thecullisoncollection.com/gallery.htm
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UK HUMOR - airport security+++

Posted on Nov 1st, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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US HUMOR - airport security+++

Posted on Nov 1st, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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ROBIN williams quotes

Posted on Nov 1st, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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robin williams quotes~

Posted on Nov 1st, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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OBAMA SMAMA...change? see below...

Posted on Nov 6th, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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please people we are spiritual site...if you want to feel good about obama...please do so but do allow others their opinion....tho i try not to put energy on the duality program of 3D since i know its an old energy program we are supposed to be leaving soon (2012) for a conscious higher vibe ONENESS PROGRAM...i feel after reading several emails that i must at least say the below...so that if you are still watching the 3d game ...you will know that obama MAY BE SOMETHING that you are not aware of...i could be wrong...i hope i truly am....still see below if you wish...AND REMEMBER ONLY LOVE PREVAILS...the rest are just games within games...

first off we dont have a 2 party system...we have a one party system that pretends to be for the rich or for the poor (socialism, dictatorship, democrazy etc...) are all just suits and faces for the real content which is basically OLD CORRUPT program of domination mascarading as benefitting mankind...as do many religions, it is about keeping us at war with war, in fear, divided and creating more of the same holographic old program by putting our energy there...DONT....pls...

i am not political...but obama, smaba...there is only one party and that was proven when the dems kept signing the war checks and anything from patriot act to torture bills...no commento =

today Obama''s first appointment was a zionist pro war...Obama's First Appointment Is Son Of Zionist Terrorist

IF OBAMA IS TRUE...
here is a small list of changes...if he were so inclined...

1) out of the iraq war now- full restoration of iraq (rebuilding only)
2) universal health care (without the ziillions going to war machine)
3) nesara or banking reformation and one of those being - firing the privately owned fed reserve
4) manufacturing jobs returned
5) total restitution of all our rights prior to bush cabal and that means removal of bogus terrorism TSA at airports et al
6) apology and total restoration to iraq
7) total reversal of corporatism and restoration of true transparency in all institutions (esp. health, and pharmaceuticals)
8) rebuild New Orleans (where was obama then?) AND someone said obama wasnt playing the race card...early on..he didnt...in the end HE DID...we are not color or creed, we are one...
9) fire pelosi
10) 911 disclosure and truth of who did it..we dont need an investigation, we have TONS OF PROOF
11) an APOLOGY TO THE WORLD
12) UNDO ALL laws on environment science etc..that bush and dems signed off on that would be detrimental to any life form

i bet none of these "changes" will occur...just so you know-

debra
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we create it all...adventure begins...vid=pencil face

Posted on Nov 6th, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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fantasy artist - clint cassell

Posted on Nov 6th, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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LISA RENEE - energy update

Posted on Nov 7th, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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This is a time of "Vibrational Choice". Vibrational choice means if you are not participating in this understanding that it is your responsibility to direct your consciousness then the choice will be made for you. This is not personal it is based on the physics of the energetic laws that govern the mechanics of creation. The multidimensional timeline and direction of your consciousness will be based upon the energetic signature and vibration you are holding. This is not a fear based statement as it is that simple to just declare your intention to serve Source first authentically from your heart. That is all that is needed! From the metaphor it is about choosing the Red Pill in order to be freed from the Matrix. However there are still many people not aware that they have a choice right now.

To not participate with these energies with the right attitude and alignment is becoming increasingly painful. As we move forward if you persist in holding any denial of polarity or the shadow you will increasingly experience abrupt surprises. The denial is a part of the old 3D energies, including those philosophies prevalent in the New Age. Denial is Deception. It is about something that is unseen because it is hidden. Nothing will be hidden anymore and we will have to face it. Everything has to be alchemized, nothing is being left behind. The group awareness of this as a "conscious participation" with the energies is currently expanding this year and ongoing. This is due to "Red Pill" choice and the expansion of Galactic Energies we are exposed to now as we moved into the "Galactic Consciousness Cycle" in 2008. These energies created new levels of "extremes" and gives us the surreal quality of what we may perceive is happening now.

Also what this means is that we will experience more of the "Reality Bubble" phenomena as many groups of consciousness will break off and form to support the reality of their vibrational choosing. (You will note variations of the Red Pill and Blue Pill choices) ...



We are all in various phases of our personal ascension process (spiritual evolution or dimensional initiation) and are being dispersed into more defined roles and experiences. There is no value difference given in our Cosmic Classroom, as All is One with the Source. Yet we each have very specific and unique energetic (genetic) configuration to share with this planet and the cosmos as a part of this Universal Cycle of Ultimate Evolution. We have choice in this matter now and it will impact our future consciousness direction in an inexpressibly humongous way. It is important that we play our divine puzzle piece (even if that means you are being isolated so that you may learn to hold a state of pure being-ness) and not get swept away in the external pressures and old belief systems.


AND FULL TEXT BELOW OF LISA RENEE ENERGY UPDATE...


November 4th 200
by Lisa Renee

ENERGETIC SYNTHESIS

Es News-Inner Circle- November 2008

The Red Pill or The Blue Pill

At this time we have more dimensional variation of experiential realities on this planet (in the current holographic reality we are sharing as a group consciousness) than in the histories of human evolution.

This level of energetic expansion (evolution) and sometimes constriction (de-evolution) is a part of the "merging of the polarities" into a neutral or zero point. What many are beginning to understand is that we must embody a new spiritual wisdom and the paradoxes inherent in such wisdom. (Such as experiencing the self, no-self realization) We must learn greater acceptance for all things no matter how it appears. This is the deeper comprehension of the alchemical processes we undergo as a part of the internal/external "synthesizing of energetic polarities". Accepting this is key, in order to participate smoothly with the accelerating and intense energies on our planet today. Participating smoothly means you are not judging or emotionally invested or attached to needing a specific outcome. Attachment to a specific outcome will create suffering.
Vibrational Choice

At the certain crossroads we are standing at now lies the perfect metaphor of the choice of taking the Red Pill or the Blue Pill. (as in the movie the Matrix see here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redpill )

This is a time of "Vibrational Choice". Vibrational choice means if you are not participating in this understanding that it is your responsibility to direct your consciousness then the choice will be made for you. This is not personal it is based on the physics of the energetic laws that govern the mechanics of creation. The multidimensional timeline and direction of your consciousness will be based upon the energetic signature and vibration you are holding. This is not a fear based statement as it is that simple to just declare your intention to serve Source first authentically from your heart. That is all that is needed! From the metaphor it is about choosing the Red Pill in order to be freed from the Matrix. However there are still many people not aware that they have a choice right now.

To not participate with these energies with the right attitude and alignment is becoming increasingly painful. As we move forward if you persist in holding any denial of polarity or the shadow you will increasingly experience abrupt surprises. The denial is a part of the old 3D energies, including those philosophies prevalent in the New Age. Denial is Deception. It is about something that is unseen because it is hidden. Nothing will be hidden anymore and we will have to face it. Everything has to be alchemized, nothing is being left behind. The group awareness of this as a "conscious participation" with the energies is currently expanding this year and ongoing. This is due to "Red Pill" choice and the expansion of Galactic Energies we are exposed to now as we moved into the "Galactic Consciousness Cycle" in 2008. These energies created new levels of "extremes" and gives us the surreal quality of what we may perceive is happening now.

Also what this means is that we will experience more of the "Reality Bubble" phenomena as many groups of consciousness will break off and form to support the reality of their vibrational choosing. (You will note variations of the Red Pill and Blue Pill choices) We are all in various phases of our personal ascension process (spiritual evolution or dimensional initiation) and are being dispersed into more defined roles and experiences. There is no value difference given in our Cosmic Classroom, as All is One with the Source. Yet we each have very specific and unique energetic (genetic) configuration to share with this planet and the cosmos as a part of this Universal Cycle of Ultimate Evolution. We have choice in this matter now and it will impact our future consciousness direction in an inexpressibly humongous way. It is important that we play our divine puzzle piece (even if that means you are being isolated so that you may learn to hold a state of pure being-ness) and not get swept away in the external pressures and old belief systems.

Reality Bubbles

Our planet has just reached another dimensional plateau which is a pinnacle time in our Ascension process. We are now observing more extreme variations of the "Reality Bubbles" that are forming around us and this is becoming more surreal by the minute! The Red Pill and the Blue Pill "vibrational choices" being made now are amplifying this experience. The Reality Bubble is like a frequency split, you become consciously aware that you are experiencing a very different energetic reality to those around you. You start to view these many small and larger reality bubbles (scenarios) that people are having all simultaneously in the same perceived "time and space". If you stand back and observe it you will notice the patterns of events all happening within layered sequences, very much like a Russian nesting doll. (See one here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matryoshka_doll )

This is when you really experience the reality as a "hologram" and can see it is all incredibly interconnected! Being able to connect the micro views of our reality (seeing what's playing out in your personal life) to the macro views (what's happening on the planetary scale) are getting more apparent in the patterns we observe. When you experience this you realize nothing is personal and should not be taken in as such. In our current ascension process we are continuing to go through deeper levels of the dismantling of our 3D identity as an experience of ourselves. Now we see the larger 3D identity structures that supported them externally in the world also dismantling. All of which is completely relative to the larger patterns that interconnect human beings with the current planetary and Universal shift.

A Reality Bubble feels like you are watching a reality from the outside as if it's inside some energetic invisible "container". The events happen from a vantage point as if you are on the outside of the container rather than being engaged with what's happening on the inside. You may feel inside your own "reality bubble" when you are introduced to other situations that may or may not feel resonating or relative to your energetic being. As you experience this it has a surreal quality to it, you may even feel invisible to those you are viewing in the other reality bubble. The reality bubble experiences can create more finger pointing scenarios as someone is looking for something on the outside to blame. As Always, be Neutral.

More of us are now aware of experiencing a variation of this "frequency split" in our current reality. This happens throughout our day to day experience as well as what is magnified back to us as a reflection of what is happening with the global mass consciousness.

Energetic Architecture

As we move through the next evolutionary window this month we are ramping up our inner God technologies (the intelligence of our own consciousness and its lightbody vehicle) to reveal new wisdoms about the hidden technology that powers our planetary holographic reality. This is the God technology of the multidimensional holographic anatomy that functions simultaneously as an interface to our multidimensional holographic reality. When we are capable to consciously direct our personal energetic holographic anatomy we then direct control over our planetary holographic reality. What we see in the world now is a reflection of the weighted average of the mass global human consciousness and its apparent lack of spiritual understanding or its spiritual blindness.

Much of this information has been hidden from humanities view. It is this "energetic architecture" that creates the various levels of mind programming and the ability to control the energetic manipulation of the masses. It is also this knowledge that allows the keys to the kingdom, therefore Freedom. These energetic structures are invisible to the 3D five phenomenal senses and become apparent when one has reached a certain level of multidimensional "sight" and sensory perception. This is also a function of activated DNA or Star Seeded genetic memories. More of us, especially Starseeds are having this multidimensional "sight" restored now. This is a function of our lightbody which when activated in its potential has nadis structures (nerve endings) that function like "energetic receivers" of multidimensional broadcast. Most all humans have been deactivated from this potential from a history of genetic manipulation and the human DNA not being able to "plug" itself in the layers of its strands. (This is one of the Star Races purposes to contribute to the planet and humanity to help support the DNA to plug in again)

Some of us are now being prepared to be deployed to work directly with these levels of the planetary "energetic architecture". Previously only the human power elite and off planet non human intelligences were privy to this technology. As a part of our new spiritual wisdom and the acceptance of our role as Guardians for this planet, some of us have accepted this as the next level of our mission. And this may take shape in an accelerated phase of physical movement or travel to certain locations or Stargates on the Planet.

It is important to realize all that appears to have "form" or content has an energetic blueprint, therefore an energetic architecture. This applies to persons, places, things, corporations, organizations, structures, anything and everything. It is this knowledge and lack thereof that has manipulated humanity to accept barbarism as normal for eons of time. Barbarism that is sustained breaks down the genetic integrity of the consciousness form. That means it genetically digresses the form therefore eventually destroying the species. Nothing manifests without the architectural blueprint and its intended goal. Nothing is random. That means to learn that something, some force of intelligence is operating intentionally to de-evolve the human being into more advanced states of barbarism to keep it enslaved and possibly destroy itself. The state of our planet and its consciousness has been at the control of an energetic architecture that directs the impulses of belief and experience. Who is directing these impulses? The question must be asked. Why is fear and separation continually saturated in the media and all aspects of the social economic structures? Who is gaining from this? This means that it is coming from more than human ignorance. And it is this ignorance that must be stopped if we are to accept our Guardianship and therefore the cultivation of the divine human potential. This is how we change the Global Human Agreement by taking back our sovereign control.

Stewardship

This is one level of realization manifesting now that is about a clearer understanding of our role as New Energy Stewards of the Energetic Architecture or accepting Guardianship of this Planet. We are retrieving the technology and its information that we have been asleep to for eons of time and had been operated solely by other forces such as the non human intelligences. At this time this is a smaller niche of beings I am addressing and yet many more will potentially awaken to this service role.

As we become at a certain level of our ascension therefore our "descended divinity" what this means is that the intelligence of the higher selves in the various layers have reached a certain critical mass within your auric lightbody. Many over this year have had a similar process likened to a "walk-in" event, which is a merge with their higher aspect of divinity. This identity has intelligences and memory that are designed to support the potential both personally and globally. Many are being trained to relax into the allowing the creative forces to flow as they are able to access new levels of this intelligence. You must master from where the impulses are sourcing, and commonly this means solitude. Learning how to just "be". Is this impulse coming from an ego program?, manipulation from the mass fields?, or is it divinely sourced?

When this happens you start to become at one with your purpose and role on the planet. The embodiment of your divinity is simultaneous event to the realization of your divine purpose.

You will realize that New Energy Stewardship requires you to become energetically sustainable on the inner levels of your being. To be sustainable is to be nourished by your own inner connection to Source, there is no need to attach outwardly to ANYTHING. All things feed on something energetically. You are either sustained in your inner source or you are an energetic vampire to something external.

All spiritual leadership and accepted stewards of the plan will be put in the position to ultimately learn and master this energetic understanding. Your spiritual influence will not be used to siphon energies externally, such as from your own groups, as it has been common in the past. There is no guru relationship except the one you have with yourself. This begins the New Energy Age of Empowerment Within, en masse. The 12th dimensional shield is an exercise that begins to expand this level of understanding and is one of the purposes for which it was given. Please see the energeticsynthesis.com website for the free audio of this as a beginner technique.

Next Phases of the Spiritual Nomad

Some of us have these detailed agreements to work with the planetary energetic architecture, as explained briefly above. This group will be creating energetic hubs, safe zones and linking orbits between the Cosmic Intelligences and with the Planetary Energetic Architecture. This architecture is configured and is also known as the grids, ley lines and other planetary, solar and universal energetic structures. These beings will be moving around or taking trips to specific locations on the planet to perform this mission. This will be accelerating from the end of this year and throughout 2009.

If you are aware of a being with this agreement please remember to support them as you are capable. This has required an incredible amount of ego dismantling and the ability to listen purely to the direction of Source energy communication. It is not everyone's role on the planet and this group should be honored and loved for their service as it looks quite different to accepted social norms. We love our family of Spiritual Nomads!

Bloodline Clearing Continues

Since the holographic insert memories around the histories (or allegories) of the Christ crucifixion story, Quetzalcoatl and the Nephilim hybridization ( Annu races and human beings or the Christ consciousness with the Serpent) and their related timelines are collapsing, there has been a lot of intense symptoms. These clearings have had a lot of relationship to the history of the many wars that have been declared in the name of a "God" and the havoc resulting from the death, sacrifice and trauma of the consciousness having had participated in that event.

If you resonate with this and you feel your body is clearing these memories, consider taking kidney herbs and supporting the cleansing of your kidney, bladder and urinary tract. The Master Cleanse and many other herbal remedies are very supportive for your body now. Some of us may feel this more in our Liver as the Ancestral relationships to clearing impact the liver also. As you feel your detoxification organs, tune in and work with your various healing modalities and physical supports. We have seen a lot of kidney infections present, and if you are aware of a framework that can support you without fear, it passes through much easier. Grant ease to your physical body and ask Source for assistance. Do not allow any guilt or shame in your sacred body temple for all the extra space, sleep, recovery and help you need right now. This is big stuff and it is a time to just ALLOW. Check out last month's article for more about the bloodline clearing.

Galactic Timelines of Nibiru

In the last days of October we have had an extension of a planetary dimensional Stargate to align into the orbit of the ancient planet Nibiru timeline. This is a Galactic timeline of Human History coming to repeat itself and to be cleared form the cellular memories involving this planet. We are not going into detail at this time of this event however to say that this has created a massive impact to the planetary field. This is creating an energetic impetus into another big evolutionary cycle forthcoming in Mid November. This planetary orbit has been spoken of as "planet x" and of which has had much prophecy hypothesized and speculated. Memories of these as possible timeline programs such as "Invasion" and "Pole Shift" have brought up fears to be cleared in the bodies. Please know this is not a timeline program that will be manifested into the Ascension Cycle, even if there are those that still propagate the fear of its possibility. Do not dwell on this and allow it to pass through as you observe it from your witness consciousness. There will be a struggle for control using these programs and their memories as a last bid for takeover. Human counterparts to these bloodlines will be implementing stages of control over the populace. The pole shift and invasion scenario are obsolete but are still manipulated in the False Ascension Matrix Timelines in the astral layers. More and more of this is losing a foothold as most of the energetic architecture to support it has been removed from the planet. This is a continuing planetary grid project at this time.

The aggression is temporary and may be experienced now by the ultra sensitives and those residing in the United Kingdom especially. Maintain self sovereign power by extracting yourself from any distraction, focus all of your God Power and defend your Source Light by claiming what is yours. You are an Eternal Being. Practice owning your God Power at All times with fierceness. If you are one of the few Galactic beings impacted by this timeline memory please email us on the website and we will direct you to more detail to clear and recalibrate your root chakra.

Stay in the luminosity of your heart and soul path! We are here as One!

Love, Lisa

© 2008, Lisa Renee
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bear playing with dog again! sue me:-))

Posted on Nov 7th, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3

Wild Polar Bear vs Dogs

Norbert Rosing took these images of a wild polar bear coming upon his tethered sled dogs in the wilds of Canada's Hudson Bay.

The Polar Bear returned every night that week to play with the dogs.

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OUT OF CONTROL PANDA!

Posted on Nov 7th, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3

Panda Having Fun

 

 

 

 

 

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funny - viking cats

Posted on Nov 8th, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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FAB FUTURE HOTEL....

Posted on Nov 8th, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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2 VIDS ON CHRISTIAN the lion (1) long (2) shorter w/explanation

Posted on Nov 8th, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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and the original vid WITH THE EXPLANATION IN VID....
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everything is conciousness vid - 10 min 101 metaphysics..fun!

Posted on Nov 9th, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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anjana chimp mamacita!

Posted on Nov 11th, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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installing LOVE- even for those who are technically challenged:-)

Posted on Nov 13th, 2008 by leeloo3 : galactic traveler leeloo3
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HOW TO INSTALL LOVE? - INCREDIBLE

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Date: Thursday, 13 November 2008, 8:20 a.m. http://www.cosmiclighthouse.com/nov08/lighterside/love_is_freeware

Customer Service (CS) Rep.: “Yes, Ma’am, how may I help you today?”

Customer: “Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?”

CS Rep. : “Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?”

Customer: “Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready to install now. What do I do first?”

CS Rep. : “The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?”

Customer: “Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?”

CS Rep. : “What programs are running ma’am?”

Customer: “Let’s see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.”

CS Rep. : “No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called
HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?”

Customer: “I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?”

CS Rep. : “My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.”

Customer: “Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?”

Cs Rep. : “Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?”

Customer: “Yes I do. Is it completely installed?”

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Cs Rep. : “What does the message say?”

Customer: “It says “ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS. What does that mean?”

Cs Rep. : “Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in nontechnical terms it means you have to “LOVE” your
own machine before it can “LOVE” others.”

Customer: “So what should I do?”

Cs Rep. : “Can you pull down the directory called “SELFACCEPTANCE”?”

Customer: “Yes, I have it.”

Cs Rep. : “Excellent. You’re getting good at this.”

Customer: “Thank you.”

(snip)


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